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Saturday, August 05, 2006

HOWTO:GetToTheTop



A continuación, y gracias al auspicio de mi tío el cineófilo con quien compartimos una pública admiración por Diana Riggs, mejor conocida como Emma Peel de la serie "The Avengers" by Technicolor (bue, eramos tan pobres...), sin más preámbulos, la fórmula matemática de como triunfar en la vida (o bueno, en algunos lados por lo menos...):
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

1 comment:

MARBOT said...

Dianna Rigg... la frígida Pussy Galore, a la que sólo Bond le pudo calentar la pava en el granero de Auric Goldfinger.

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