Our dear president (nop, the other one)

Uno de mis afiliados (bah, mi querido Tío en realidad), me ha hecho llegar las escalofriantes noticias que publico a continuación... Se me hace que se viene la WW3 si a este pana se le cruzan los cables (si, estoy re venezolano, y que?)

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FIRE

Crawford, Texas-- A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

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U.S. POSTAL SERVICE

The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his presidential achievements Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has reached the following findings:

1. The stamp itself is fine, no problem found in printing process.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are just spitting on the wrong side

Los que no entiendan inglés, usen Google, que para eso existe.

Enjoy!